A completely true testimony, I swear! Ahh, college. I could say a great many things about this place. Though, there's no guarantee that they'd be, you know, true statements. I could say something like this: "Bigfoot is really at Wabash Valley College, and he teaches a secret class in the basement!" and you'd totally believe me (if only because I'm so young and beautiful) only to feel completely betrayed when you find out that I was lying to you. Oh, but that's not what this i